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submitted 9 months ago by poplargrove@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

i also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.

[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

they should take inspiration from all the fan fiction of Good Omens!

[–] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

What do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers

[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

now that u mention it i can't think of a single other prayer i ever made getting answered so you might be right

maybe god is just sponsored by microsoft (this existence brought to you by: Xbox Game Pass)