Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 8 months ago by philo@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 81 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.

It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's why horses are measured by hands

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Yes, farm hands

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 8 points 8 months ago

Or "Let's eat aunt Sally" vs "Let's eat, aunt Sally"

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh man, I'm fucking slow

[–] profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn't know there was a joke in there, i wouldn't have ever got it.