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A 62-Year-Old German Man Got 217 Covid Shots—and Was Totally Fine (www.wired.com)

submitted 6 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I aspire to be this guy.

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[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well that's because he hasn't gotten the Bill Gates' microchip vaccine grown in the same peach tree dishes as his burgers administered by Biden's Gazpacho police and activated by the Jewish space lasers!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

You bastard, you almost made me laugh hard enough to wake my girlfriend 🤣