Excerpts quoted in the article:
Be Nice: (A) Elvis was always polite; (B) Have a good time; (C) Don't beat up rowdy fans unless absolutely necessary.
Beer, Snacks, Beer, Dinner and Booze: (A) Snacks in dressing room for soundcheck. Cheese crackers or such; (B) One case of Budweiser on ice. More beer if we need it. Sometimes we do.
Dressing Room: (A) Big enough for four grown people at least; (B) Bathroom or three piss jars.
Loaders: (A) Just a couple of guys or gals to help carry stuff from van to stage and back again.
Edit: Pic from Twitter-
No fucking flute players!
Oh we definitely are. That name just reminded me of it.