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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 106 points 8 months ago (3 children)

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?

You make an excellent point.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

!eyebleach@lemmy.ml

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

He can jack off to russian potatoes.