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He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms
He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies
Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?
You make an excellent point.
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Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us
Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people
He can jack off to russian potatoes.