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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago (5 children)

8 JOINS???? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

You guys are only using 8 joins?

[–] souperk@reddthat.com 17 points 8 months ago

No, they are using an ORM.

[–] FurbiesAndBeans@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

It’s fine if they’re indexed correctly…

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I worked on an enterprise wide medical record system for seventeen years.

It had 10000 tables in the schema. Our particular setup populated 1500 of them. ( yes I meant tables).

8+plus happened...

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So are you using FHIR yet?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lol, is funny you ask. I mainly worked on interfaces.

The medical industry makes the banking industry look nimble.

The organization had a couple interfaces using the protocol when I left. But adoption is slow, just about everyone still uses HL7. But it has been a couple years.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

I asked because I've been working in the same field for 10 years, interfaces as well. You can count our FHIR interfaces on one hand, the rest is DICOM, HL7 or proprietary.

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago

What it feels like to smoke 8 joins