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[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He could easily pay off his debts if only he could quit avocado toast.

[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, the true root cause of all financial insecurity among Americans: smearing some fruit paste on toast!