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Will the real JC please stand up. (midwest.social)
submitted 9 months ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The bible Jesus probably never existed, but there were clearly a guy a lot of people followed called Jesus that the romains crucified.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Except his name was probably some version of Joshua. The Jesus spelling comes from the Greek, where a lot of masculine names end in -s.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeshua is one I've heard used for his historical name.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeshua = god will save us. Interesting how the guy who would be a saviour would be named that. Like the rebellion leader being named Rebel, the evil villain who gets eight limbs named Dr. Octavious, or the evil guy being named Darkside.

Must be a pure coincidence

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't it the icebergs that crucified him?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No you're thinking of the other thing people worship... that passenger ship they made a movie about.

It was definitely the arugala that kaled him.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

that passenger ship they made a movie about.

PILATE: "Are you the King of the Jews?"

JESUS: "No." (strikes t-pose) "I'm the King of the World!!!"