Would be more true if they stabbed the hand, because after they suggest budgeting, that employee will be put on a list and be first in line to be terminated due to being incompatible with the work culture of pretending to be shiny and happy living in subsistence.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It really is. We have to do a yearly health incentive thing that requires going through PowerPoint about certain topics. This is exactly the kind of shit.

"Feeling sad? Try a salad! Some greens are sure to put you in a good mood?"

"Grief got you down? A funny movie is sure to cheer you up?"

"Want to retire by 65? Put 70% of each paycheck into a high interest high risk account!"

[–] BrownMinusBlue@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Have you ever read the little book of calm?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

I know right? Peeps need to start making some budgets!