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this smells like a honeypot tbh
The police are desperate for fresh urine and will go to any lengths to obtain it
They could have just asked! I’ll happily piss in any cop car, free of charge.
I'd even give them a Chicago Sunroof
I think it's actually a post by a satire account intended to convince people to try it. There are some tells, like how many details are included about how you do it and the damage it causes.
obviously....
I assure you I am the furthest from a fed, I genuinely fucking despise any kind of figure with higher power, and will go out of my way to make it as hard as (reasonably) possible for them to track me or gain evidence for any crime they want to push on me because I was "in the area according to google maps data" or whatever other bullshit they think of these days
That's what a fed in your position would say.
Or a fetish
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