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[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Breathing is at least 150k a year, that's more than enough, even after taxes and has me covered when I'm old and can't go for a walk anymore.

I don't need more, I'd rather enjoy my quiet time and taking an walk and standing still for a while at a nice vista, enjoying the view. I don't need the constant chase for money and even more money in my life and the stress of having to keep moving to get even more. When I walk at the beach with my better half, I'd rather think of how nice this is rather than how much this earns me.

[–] einat2346@lemmy.today 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Per https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar_year 525,600 minutes per year

Per https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK537306/ 12 breaths per minute for an adult (which you should be for the mind cesspool that is the internet)

525,600 minutes by 12 by $0.05 is $315,360.00 per year.

Breathing is at least 150k a year

I decry you as needs improvement at maths.

[–] ____@infosec.pub 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am old enough (and was a theatre geek as a kid) to know the number of minutes in a year without needing Wiki...

...Thanks, Rent.

[–] PotatoKat@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How do you measure, measure a year?

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

Cups of coffee?

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 9 months ago
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

mf just OFSTED inspected my dude

[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago

yeah uh, let me just double check these figures... yes, that's absolutely correct! 300k is more than 150k, and therefore the person who needs remedial mathematics is not GP.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Consider this: you can become a multimillionaire within a year of the step option, and have even less stress as you become able to live off investments for the rest of your life. You can even run for charity to have a more fulfilling life if you so choose, it stops being a constant chase for money.

Winning Capitalism is all about investing enough to take care of your needs indefinitely. With the step option, you win, and retain the ability to gain more money if you wish. With breath, you deprive yourself of that option.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't care about "winning capitalism", I care about living a comfortable life and being able to pursue my hobbies. $150k a year is more than enough, and I don't have to worry about investment bullshit, it's just guaranteed constant income. As long as I'm alive, I'll be breathing, that's 100% guaranteed. Winning the stock market is not guaranteed, and being able to use my legs for the rest of my life is also not guaranteed.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Winning the stock market is guaranteed unless society collapses just by investing in a broad market fund. You don't worry, you just make money. 150k is not enough in many cities to have a family, unfortunately, and you also can't run for charity.

You don't need to use your legs after the first bit. You get in shape, and then you have well over 150k, not losing to inflation with no raises ever again. You're done.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

$150k per year for the rest of my life would be way more than enough for me and the lifestyle I want to live. I currently make less than that, but still have enough to invest and donate to charity, so this would be just a straight, guaranteed upgrade with zero changes to my current life.

I understand that I could make more with the steps option, but I'd be thinking about it. Any time I was off my feet, I'd be thinking to myself, "I'm missing out on money right now", and I don't want to have that nag for the rest of my life. Give me the no-work, no-change, fully automatic upgrade over the steps option every day of the week.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

it's funny how many armchair money managers we have here who want to give up huge passive income in order to... have more money to invest and eventually get passive income.

how much would an annuity that pays $150k/yr cost for somebody in their 20s or 30s? I can't imagine it being less than $10 million. probably more like $50 million. so the logic is give up $10-$50 million in value, for the opportunity to maybe make it up in the long run, while hoping you never get injured or debilitated...

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

3.75 million dollars in a high yield savings account right now pays 150k per year, at a rate of 4% annually. Investing in the broad market pays 6%ish per year after adjusting to inflation.

You can make multiple millions off of intentionally jogging per year, which pretty much debunks your point. Yes, breathing is more passive, but will lose to inflation compared to what you can gain comparatively immediately with steps.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Someone did the math. It's $315,000 not $150.000. So plenty to live on and still have some left for investment.

As for winning capitalism: capitalism is a travesty that's killing both people and the planet. I would rather people stop talking about winning such a system - there are truly no victors. To be the victor in capitalism is to be a cell of a tumor that slowly kills its host; you only live until you finish killing the host or the host fights back. We should kill and consume those responsible for capitalism like macrophages consume cancer.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh there are Victors, the only real chance at liberation a Proletarian can have is to either end Capitalism itself, or join the bourgeoisie. At least if you have a ton of money, you can donate to strike funds.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

The issue here is capitalism will destroy the environment so you won't have anywhere to go eventually, at least if you're not a billionaire. This is what I mean about killing the host, the bourgeoisie are slowly killing society and the planet.

[–] spader312@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Also keeps you in shape!