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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

On a serious note, I love cooking and washing and cleaning. I'm not staring at a screen and the objective is clear.

I'm not contemplating whether this is worth my time or stressed about other things. Although, I don't cook for many people so I guess my outlook would be different in those cases.

[–] ramplay@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I hate cooking. I don't know the requirements, theres insufficient time for tasks, this language has no garbage collector so I easily run out of counterspace...

The specifications can be wildly non-sprcific im regards to cook time, expecting me to calculate performance of my appliances.

I can give the same inputs and the outputs can vary consistently.

[–] altz3r0@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Hi my name is Alex, and doing dishes while listening to audiobooks is my favorite hobby.