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Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All (kotaku.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] VulKendov@reddthat.com 83 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well then WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT I just wanna pretend to have sex with my ai generated girlfriend. But here I am COCKBLOCKED BY TIM FUCKING COOK.

[–] trustnoone@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ChatGPT/OpenAI also doesn't allow for AI generated girlfriends as part of their usage policy.

We truly are living in the worse timeline

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You can always download something like llamacpp or gpt4all and plug in any gguf-compatible nsfw model from huggingface. OpenAI are a bunch of wankers that dont deserve your cum.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Who is Tim and why is he fucking the cook

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Thank you very much Tim Apple

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 3 points 7 months ago

Tim we have to cook