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Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All (kotaku.com)

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[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They'll just monitor everything you watch or do on it and detect anything NSFW.

I wish this was a /s but I can definitely see it happening since they'd have to ban the whole Internet to keep any sites with NSFW content from playing

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 9 months ago

Nah They already have quest and that unit blows up high rez porn shorts first time you boot it. It's too lucrative they just want the optics here