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Can Taylor Swift help Canada's seal meat industry, senate committee asks (ottawacitizen.com)

submitted 9 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 43 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Canadians need to realize that eating seal is as normal as eating a lamb chop or a veal sandwich,” added Kolga.

Am I having a stroke? What? What the fuck is going on with this article?

Who talks about fucking veal sandwiches like it's an every day thing? I've never in my life seen seal meat for sale, not heard of anyone having tried it.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Been Canadian my whole 50 years, have never seen seal meat. Not even in gourmet grocers who sell wild animal meats. The local deli does sell veal parm though.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Have you never fucked a veal sandwich?

Highly recommended, especially if it’s freshly clubbed and still warm.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The seal industry lobby apparently