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Simply chop his head with a guillotine. Almost zero percent chance of fucking up, quick and painless. No, that one story about the slapped head is bunkum. Standing up suddenly can cause you to faint due to low blood pressure. Having your neck cut off results in a much more sudden drop in blood pressure to the brain. People just don't want to see the messy blood spilled. If you want to execute someone, deal with it.
Execution methods have weird requirements to be efficient, but also not look violent for those watching. They also get bonus points for looking high tech.
Put a smiley mask on him and have ai do the executing.
If they lined the gas tube with led lights so it looks like glowing green gas is being used it would probably help.
So strapped to a table then a bolt gun attached to the back of the table separates the spinal cord from the brain fits the bill. It doesn't look violent, no one would even see the bolt go in and out. It is fast, it is reusable and it could even use renewable energy if it is powered by solar panels.
This is exactly why we should be hitting people with a beam that makes them glow and then disappear.
https://tenor.com/view/decommi-decommission-gif-24408233
Yeah? Bet he can't burp his ABCs!
I’d be in favor of some kind of head ripping off machine myself.