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[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Just like others with a missed , obvious, opportunity.

I had a girl take me to a room, take her clothes off, and then just look at me and and ask "Well?"

I had no fucking clue what she meant or what to do so I just did nothing. She then changed into different clothes and left.

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago

It hurts just reading this

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

It took me 5 years to realize she did not actually need her PC fixed. I missed my only chance.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe she just want you to check out her new invisible tattoo, can't be sure.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

It might've been a black-light tattoo and she simply forgot to turn on her UV lamp.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago
[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck, how is this so common? I thought I was the only being this dumb.

[–] Sprokes@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago

Yes, it happened.

[–] d0glantern@mastodon.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This seems like the naked man move on How i met your mother.

https://youtu.be/9q4AEvzq7uo?feature=shared

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I went with "I've got boobs."