ben16w

joined 1 year ago
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I got "harry potter and the rash on the way home"

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I think they probably see us as stupid gods

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

It's our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I'm almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

This brass band cover of Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack https://youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw?si=BlnYr_o8IfJ9FKy9

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

My cat is ginger so he gets "ginger shit" a lot of the time

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

🎶I'm going to praise you like a shoe🎶

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Is it actually possible to do that with your feet?

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Looks like a 50/50 mix of golum and yoda

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can't tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

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