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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The kids probably don’t understand exactly what “anti-aging products” are, or what they do. If I was a kid, I wouldn’t want to grow up in today’s world, either. I’d demand anti-aging products too.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Time to buy some no-tears shampoo