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[–] zout@kbin.social 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

[–] zout@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

They are also used to cut firewood.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved