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What are some items that really aren't worth paying the expensive version for? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 11 months ago by kzhe@lemmy.zip to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I saw this post and wanted to ask the opposite. What are some items that really aren't worth paying the expensive version for? Preferably more extreme or unexpected examples.

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[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)

A few years ago, I wondered why that was and googled it. I came to an Advil site with an expandable FAQ, and one of the questions was “why does Advil taste sweet?”

So I expanded it out to reveal this shocking answer (or something similar): “Advil tastes sweet because it is lightly coated in sugar.”

Thanks, I guess. I just closed the tab in mild irritation and moved on with my day.

[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago

[–] psud@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

That sucks for those of us trying to avoid sugar.

[+] ivanafterall@kbin.social -8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I asked AI to do better:

Advil has harnessed the power of delectable sweetness to transform the pain relief experience for millions worldwide. This cutting-edge coating, meticulously crafted by our team of expert scientists and flavor engineers, is not just a tantalizing treat for the taste buds but a testament to our unwavering commitment to enhancing the well-being of humankind.

Advil's Sweet-Flavored Coating is not merely a sensory delight; it serves a profound purpose in the realm of pain management. By seamlessly integrating the delightful essence of sweetness into our iconic pain relief formula, Advil has successfully elevated the overall experience of taking medication.

"We believe in pushing the boundaries of what's possible in healthcare, and our Sweet-Flavored Coating is a testament to that commitment," remarked [Spokesperson Name], spokesperson for Advil. "This breakthrough not only addresses the physical discomfort but also caters to the emotional aspect of pain relief, making the process more palatable and enjoyable for our consumers."

Advil's proprietary Sweet-Flavored Coating is meticulously engineered to engage the senses positively, creating a holistic pain relief experience. Whether it's a headache, muscle ache, or any other discomfort, Advil's innovation ensures that each dose is not just a remedy but a moment of respite and indulgence.

As the pioneer of this groundbreaking advancement, Advil continues to lead the charge in redefining the standards of healthcare, ensuring that the journey to relief is as delightful as the destination itself.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I loved every sentence of this meticulously crafted bullshit.

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That reeks of chatGPT 4. It came come up with some pretty expressive nonsense prose.