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... Props for honesty? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 99 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my food go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago

Delivery Driver: Please understand... it was all business. It wasn't personal.

OP / Liam Neesan: It was all personal to me.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Takeout

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago

Takenout

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Good luck...