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[–] Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No joke, the article says she pulled the death card out of the Tarot deck.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, but not the tower or chariot? Death isn't assigned the meaning you think it is. It is more about reaping what you sow, or receiving a change to your life, than dealing with death itself. Not saying I believe the meanings, but I know what they are meant to represent.

[–] Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

I don't believe in them either, just found the whole thing pretty humerous on its face.

[–] weed_scientist@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

It was actually the 5 of Cups, which has a hooded figure that can resemble the grim reaper.