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Before I even read it I knew it was more ads or AI of some sort and yep it's both. Sure yeah we need more ads. Can I get a Microsoft store button on mouses now? Ohoh a dedicated 2nd screen for ads on every monitor. We must please the share holders and the rich!
I'm plenty fine with all ads consolidated to a dedicated monitor, that would certainly never face the wall on minimal brightness
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Drink a verification can
You're joking but that literally exists
I'm plenty fine with an OS that doesn't try to abuse me in the first place.
Please drink verification can to continue.
Monitors come with proximity sensors now. If the monitor doesn't detect a user in front of it, ads will be shown on the primary instead.
Hey, finally a legitimate reason for a Realdoll!
You're right, but you also know the answer to this. Loath as I am to say it, the solution to this is simple: just use Linux.