Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 9 months ago by Philo@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it's gonna give him heart disease.