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When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Philo@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 44 points 9 months ago

When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You've probably heard it before, it sounds like "soy, you avin a sprout?". But don't worry, eventually they'll make peas.