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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We were hoping they hadn't been pawed over by the unwashed masses

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wipe my ass with nice store towels.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Technically that counts as washing

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Oh, I guess I wash my balls.

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