I worked there in college. I had to straighten these all the time because people tried to reach up and take one... Instead of the nicely folded ones that were within arm's reach.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We were hoping they hadn't been pawed over by the unwashed masses

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wipe my ass with nice store towels.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Technically that counts as washing

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Oh, I guess I wash my balls.

Today I learned!