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[–] PeregrinoCinzento 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location.
The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples; it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter The Scary Door."

  • Futurama

And the original behind The Scary Door:

"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

Or:

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge."

There's one or two more intro texts.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Help I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone!

Place is a mad house, feels like being cloned.

My beacon's been moved under moon and star,

Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?

  • Golden Earring
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Never actually knew the lyrics to that song. Just mumbles until the last word of each line.

[–] Sagifurius@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Turn down the bass turn up the treble