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Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023 (yah.lol)
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Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

I. SITUATION UPDATE

  1. Disciplinary Actions:

    • Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.

  2. Community Morale:

    • Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It's a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.

II. OPERATIONS BRIEF

  1. New Communications Channel:

    • Matrix Channel Deployment: We've established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.

  2. Recruitment and Growth:

    • The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.

  3. Engagement Levels:

    • Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.

III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

  • No updates in this section for this report.

IV. LOGISTICS

VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK

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VII. SIGN-OFF

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End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.

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[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Where are you morons? First day back on commute to work in the US, I expect us all to sacrifice driving awareness for NCD banner options. If you use le bus, then sacrifice stranger danger and let that guy pickpocket you. NCD needs your aesthetic sensibilities.