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Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023
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Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023
CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
I. SITUATION UPDATE
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Disciplinary Actions:
- Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.
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Community Morale:
- Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It's a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.
II. OPERATIONS BRIEF
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New Communications Channel:
- Matrix Channel Deployment: We've established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.
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Recruitment and Growth:
- The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.
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Engagement Levels:
- Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.
III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT
- No updates in this section for this report.
IV. LOGISTICS
- Community Branding:
- Our banner link is unfortunately pretty old and outdated as it still refers to the subreddit. The generous and talented @setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world from over at !MilitaryPorn@lemmy.world offered to make us a new one. Take a look. What do you think, should we make the switch?
VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK
- "I'm doing my part!" Are you? Let's hear your feedback and suggestions.
VII. SIGN-OFF
- Remember, "Service guarantees citizenship." Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!
End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.
CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
Current Banner
Suggested New Banner
What do you think, should we make the switch?
I need the new banner to be overcrowded and chaotic. It's too clean and crisp. I don"t want any negative space to rest my eyes. I like the motto at center, looks great, but I don't like the green AI guy at right. He doesn't fit the vibe. More soyjacks and a Zelensky in his tiny toy plane are needed instead. How about that adorable USS Pinckney chonker to fill in space at the edge, as a background for the planegirlz? EDIT: I love the little guys and helicopter and splosions at far right.
New banner is real solid, would love to see it used!
I very approve of this idea. Just look at that chonk!
Ditch the US flag, replace with a Pride flag. Other than that I like.
I say sneak in a NATO flag as well.