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We've come a long way baby (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 months ago by griD@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 85 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

[–] MaryReadsBooks@lemmy.ml 34 points 11 months ago

Is there a git? Pleeeeese let there be a git!

[–] MJBrune@beehaw.org 22 points 11 months ago

count.bat sounds a lot cooler.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Even Avogadro's number?

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have anything to do with bats, then.

[–] rekliner@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How many molecules in the air the bats are flying through?

One, ah ah ah.... Two, ah ah ahhh ... Hold on, this might take a while

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

[–] Rognaut@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

One molar mass, two molar mass, a-three molar mass ah ah ah.

[–] x2XS2L0U@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

Does it run with wine on Linux?

[–] MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I'm interested