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[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna fuck your mom and your dad while you watch, then I'll burn your whole house down with a single lemon and a pair of binoculars 😎

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And call it a burnt grilled cheese sandwich? You stupid fuck. Good luck with that, it’s overcast dipshit.

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh look it's raining piss. You better not get your leg wet or your dog might start humping. I am currently in a cave, and all these rocks look like you. My hat is on fire now.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don’t get me wrong, the rocks were very flattering, but you know that’s way too much, too fast, right? I think my dog and I are gonna take our chances in the piss storm and get out of here. Good luck with the hat, though, just be careful. Okay take care.

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Ok hon 🥰 stay baked and don't forget to use a condom 👍