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[–] simple@lemm.ee 105 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, especially the newbies who don't know what they're doing.

[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you're thinking of.

[–] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I honestly wouldn't see this as a problem. But if you break something it's up to you to fix it. But we also don't do CI. We release features in batches after they have been tested and seen to be working.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I don't know if sarcasm because there are actually maniacs like that in this world

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror