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[–] bioemerl@kbin.social 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to the TSA frozen water is allowed past so long as it is totally frozen and not slushy and has no water at the bottom of the container. Basically make sure it's really damn cold before you leave and hope it doesn't melt on you.

[–] snowe@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah you can do it with any kind of liquid, like soup and shit.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

[–] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

[–] bioemerl@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

"I'm sorry TSA officer, it's clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane"

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit is supposed to be a solid, just fyi.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

I mean, if its too solid it causes problems too.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Any kind of liquid? Like nitroglycerin?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 7 points 1 year ago

Nitroglycerin freezes at 14°C so it's super convenient

[–] snowe@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

you should try! Let us know how it goes.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

if your shit is liquid, you might have bigger problems