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[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

[–] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

[–] bioemerl@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

"I'm sorry TSA officer, it's clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane"