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Boy, you're gonna have fun when you get old enough to learn that an anus doesn't hermetically seal after a bowel movement.
I don't think this means you should have shit in/on your pants, though. I'm in my 40s and have am not leaving skidmarks, even with a condition that can make toilet visits more messy/unpleasent. Wait until you're fully finished. Use a bidet if possible. Get more fibre.
You should probably see a doctor about that, that's not normal.
Fuck you.
I can't WAIT for you to be here.
Just a matter of time.
Even for a judge cunt like yourself.
This is indeed a you problem and not a men problem.
So fucking salty you don't know how to wipe your own ass looooooooooooooool
If only there were medical professions who could help you asses if this is something unique to you and help you with your hygiene.
"Uuuuhhhrrrrrrrr this is normal and happens to everyone hurrrrr"
projection at its finest my dude
Lol
Well someone learned something about themselves today and is not happy at all.
Way to out yourself, skiddo.
What?
I save mad stacks on laundry detergent.
LMAO this guy has an itchy asshole
The man with an itchy asshole wakes up with a stinky finger.
When it comes for you, I wish I comes for you in earnest.
I on the other hand wish you a bidet and more fiber.
I have a bidet.
I think the fiber intake and track record of "SHARON!" level shits is what loosened my balloon knot.
I have now doubled down on my gypsy curse on you.
Edit: https://images.app.goo.gl/AvjZUQAVvnH4nZN96
Omg, do keegles bro. Also helps with ED
Do some people really consider skidmarks a normal thing
One of our greatest weaknesses as a species in my view