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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Under the first ammendment, I am allowed to lick whomevers ear I choose.

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can lick your ear, and you can lick your friends, but you can't lick your friend's ear.

[–] unoriginalsin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What kind of friend wouldn't allow ear licking?

[–] Broodjefissa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Error, cant reach ear with tongue

[–] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shave your tongue off so it grows back longer