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Bottom-half fish. I've seen The Lighthouse like eight times. I'm ready for the mermussy.
What if it turns into a Futurama scenario where she drops her eggs and leaves you to fertilize them.
That's a tough one. I want to be considerate, but I ain't trying to raise 1,500 to 10,000 quarter-guppy children.
I think I would have to make like a salmon, fertilize the eggs as best I can, and then slowly wither away and die
Oh like that one Futurama scenario.