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[–] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bottom-half fish. I've seen The Lighthouse like eight times. I'm ready for the mermussy.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if it turns into a Futurama scenario where she drops her eggs and leaves you to fertilize them.

[–] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a tough one. I want to be considerate, but I ain't trying to raise 1,500 to 10,000 quarter-guppy children.

I think I would have to make like a salmon, fertilize the eggs as best I can, and then slowly wither away and die

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Oh like that one Futurama scenario.