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[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the rocket ship then switches to automatic operations and returns to earth.

(Elon is entirely incinerated by the rocket exhaust)

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Go on, it's just getting good.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He cries while cratled in a martian crater. There is no one to vaildate his feelings, so he is left with only his ever-present thoughts of guilt and shame. He gets crush by a big-ass rock. The end.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No, let him live, we could still use him to see how long an (Elon Musk species) could survive alone on Mars.

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's making some unfounded assumptions about a) elon's species, and b) how representative he could be.

typically parasites don't survive well without their host.

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago