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I'm trying out Obsidian for taking notes, and this made me laugh.

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[–] ndsvw@feddit.de 104 points 1 year ago (2 children)

just unplug the computer...

And if it's cloud computer, just unplug the cloud..

[–] Tak@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Disconnect the battery terminals obviously!

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Or just wait a while

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Tak@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back when you used to be able to buy bigger batteries that gave your laptop a big ol ass

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i still have a laptop sith replacable cpus/socket

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

what do you mean? that just recharges the battery

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

make it real hot

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hold the power button for 10 seconds!

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless pressing the power button triggers hibernation.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On pretty much every computer I've seen since ATX became a thing, pressing and holding power for I think 6 seconds (but could be another specific time) has force powered off the whole thing. Hibernation should kick in on a single press if you have it configured that way and trigger on the release of the button.

It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate.

[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago
[–] marco@beehaw.org 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the cloud is just the world you're living in

[–] marco@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Cloud 9 , for sure.