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If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold. (feddit.it)

submitted 1 year ago by DieguiTux8623@feddit.it to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about FORTRAN?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

fortran is a bow and arrow. it was quite powerful and widely used in the past, but i have not met anyone in recent years who uses it other than as a hobby.

[–] CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Boy do I have news for you...

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

There is nothing funny about FORTRAN.