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Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days (boingboing.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Masimatutu@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would work on someone who gave a shit. This guy cares only about #1. He laughs about the times he was thrown in prison in Guatemala for telling his superiors to fuck off when they asked him to do his job when he was in their military lol

[–] ForgottenWorkshop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like it's time to form a union with everybody else to force him to stop endangering everybody else's wallet then lol