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[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys

[–] themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the answer is douching and psylium husks :3

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Do you eat the psylium or shove it up your butt

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh god yes please, if you find out tell me, it takes so long to clean every time

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Right? It shouldn't be this difficult

[–] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Bottom pro tip: eat half a block of cheese before having sex. Out of sight, out of mind