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Whelp, better get to asking questions... Someone ask me a question to an answer someone may want to search for
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African, or European?
Well I don't know that
sproing
I'll start with something wholesome:
What's the best way to make someone smile?
Punch someone they hate.
Just punch Trump then. This will make a lot of people smile.
I'm the leftest leftist ever to left but had to downvote for such low effort
Apply your thumbs in an upward motion to the corners of their mouth. Use force if necessary
What's Ligma?
Ligma baaawwllls lmao goddim
Oh nooooo ya gawt me😭
Is there anyway to control how high I want my android phone to charge? I would like to set it to 90%.
Not without rooting it or the manufacturer including a custom option for it, but if it has adaptive charging, you can set an alarm and it will charge the phone up to 80% and then wait to charge it the rest of the way to coincide with the alarm so that it isn't at 100% for a long time.
I was so insulted when I realized I could never root my phone. Fuck Verizon!
If you have root you may want to use something called ACC (Advanced Charging Controller). You can use its official app, ACCA, to install it. Very customizable.
Samsung phones have an option in the battery settings called "charge protection" and it makes your phone stop charging at 85%. Look through your battery settings to see if you have a similar option.
Why is my poop green?
Your poop is green because you consumed something with food coloring in it.