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submitted 1 year ago by MelodiousFunk@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's like a flowchart

If claim == doctor then response = true, if not then response = I'm a doctor not a [claim]

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(No offense intended. I'm not a programmer, but a desk jockey in my own right.)

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm definitely a nerd lol, but not a programmer [I just know a little code]

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a programmer and you didn't declare your variable! Now where's your claim class definition!?

And there's no defined function signature! And what is that comma!? I wouldn't even try to tell my boomer mother this qualified as pseudo code!!!

/Sr. Developer Lee Ermy Jelico

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oh no an actually intelligent person who is going to reveal I have no idea what I'm talking about AAAA

[–] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Bones, help me, I'm injured!"

"true"

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like an accurate diagnosis... I hope. You wouldn't lie to a doctor, would you?

"I'm a doctor, not a truth detector."

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

I'm confused

Rewrite in brainf