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It's almond juice. There's only one kind of milk, and that's moo cow fuck milk.
Edit: for the zoomers that missed the reference
hey now, there's also goat milk among others.
There's also literally every other mammal with the possible exception of platypi. Nobody knows what the fuck is up with those freaks and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar, high or a high liar.
They have milk. They just sweat it instead. I learned about it in a documentary about what two kids are doing during their 104 days of summer vacation.
They..sweat milk?? 😩
Cow titty juice. You can call anything anything. If enough people say it then it's correct. It's like how the word 'literally' gained an extra definition of 'not literally'. Unless you are speaking France French, then the government decides or something.
Gatekeeping milk. Okay, if you think that's worth the effort
He's just making a lewis black standup comedy reference
Clearly humor is dead on Lemmy
Nah, the joke just comes off as gatekeeping in this context
Gatekeeping... Milk?
Please go outside. That's one of the stupidest things I've heard in years to be overly sensitive about.