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[–] sara@lemmy.today 341 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (34 children)

What does shaking your ass at a private party have to do with your academics? This is the dumbest situation. This poor girl.

[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 198 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (22 children)

It has everything to do with it because god said so:

"They basically told me that I should be ashamed of myself," Timonet told a local news outlet. "That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, which made me cry even more." "I felt like my life was over."

Guys, it’s the same rules as any underaged closet atheist. Study your ass off, become financially independent, then twerk in front of your god fearing scholarship committee

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