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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's likely just poor milking technique. You'll get it!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No matter how many times I've tried, the baby just won't latch. I've asked my wife for advice but she's no help.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If your baby is over 6 months and you've introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I still don't think they'd get much milk out of my nipples.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn baby.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Or just take some prolactin

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago

No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is you're backed up?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

My nipples, not my rectum.